When you're hype to be Catholic because it's the one true Christian faith and that's pretty lit. Then by default you are Catholit.
Guy: Do you know that one Catholic girl?
Other guy: yeah she's awesome, some might even say she's Catholit
Other guy: yeah she's awesome, some might even say she's Catholit
by NoodleyC June 20, 2019
Get the Catholit mug.A catastrophic love affair between a Catholic and Coptic which, in keeping with religious observance, begins on Christmas Day and ends by Good Friday, resurrection not possible for hypocrites.
Guy 1: Hey, what was the deal with those two?
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.
by Goddess12* December 13, 2013
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(n.) One who bases his or her political ideals on the prospects of the Catholic Church (i.e. Super-conservative no-church-and-state homophobes); One who believes Catholicism to be the center of their universe.
by JerZor December 11, 2005
Get the Catholicentric mug.a cholent is a small confused mammal, which is put up the anus during the practise of homosexual sex. This is achieved by forcing a hollow plastic tube through the rectal muscle above the anus, in order to allow a free passage through which the mammal can penetrate the lower abdomen. The tube is then pulled out quickly so as not to allow the creature to escape. This engrossment is known as Cholentation.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.
by Prince Harry February 4, 2005
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by Llama3 March 13, 2011
Get the Cathole mug.The calisthenics involved in a typical Catholic mass. Movements involve standing to kneeling, kneeling to standing, crossing oneself, and then repeating several hundred more times.
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