Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

catabstrophe

An event that occurs when one continually opens new tabs in a web browser without closing old ones, causing the user to get lost and confused in the sheer number of open websites.

There are two primary elements that cause this:
1. Not closing them JUST IN CASE you will go back to them later, similar to pack rats
2. Laziness

Last night I went to check Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, Fark, and all of my webcomics at the same time ... and before I knew it I had a catabstrophe on my hands! I didn't know which tab to click next!

by belgianrofls September 9, 2009

CalHATERS

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Cashapp

A hoe’s favorite app on her phone.

Guy:Yo she has cashapp in her bio on insta!
His friend: Damn she is selling her pussy 🐱

by Urfluff April 25, 2020

Cata

Bestfriend anyone in the world could ask for. People hate her because they know shes better then them. Shes really cute and pretty and is always real.

Sometimes her life is messed up but she keeps her head up.

Kathia: 'F' Cata..my boyfriend is always checking her out.
Kelly: Yeahh because you know shes finer then you. Haha

by Danny.. March 2, 2010

carhartt

A producer of clothing directed towards the blue-collar working class individual. Often constructed of heavy-weight cotton fibers in neutral colors, the garments are designed to withstand the toughest of conditions. In America, the brand has established a status symbol of a hard-working individual, while in other countries it has related more to the urban/skate crowd. Carhartts can also be seen on the "modern hippy" as well as the preppy male, although generally in an attempt to mimic the tough, no-nonsense working image.

"I only need to buy one pair of duck cotton Carhartts for logging all season"

"I love the way my tan carhartts look with my salon dreads and bright patagonia jacket"

by crispynixon November 3, 2008

carhartt

Clothing worn by hard working blue-collar people. Carhartts are built to last.

I love Carhartt. Carhartt is awesome

by rice hater April 18, 2006