Cargasm

(noun<informal>) when one's excitement is too much for passing cars and uncontrollably naming cars and having an orgasmic breath pattern. word family cargasmer, cargasmatism, cargasmous.

my friend is having multiple cargasms in a row he is naming every single passing car and stating its features.

by beast070296 March 18, 2011

cargasm

The impulsive scream/yell/cry of relief made as soon as you close the door when entering a warm vehicle from the freezing cold outdoors.

She sprinted to her car, shivering and teeth chattering, and shouted as she slammed the door, "GAHHH IT'S FUCKIN COLD!!". Total cargasm.

by writerdude February 28, 2009

cargasm

the act of messing around with a significant other in a parked car resulting in orgasm

The chemistry between us was intense. On our first date we never made it to dinner. Instead, I let Carl give me a "cargasm" in the restaurant parking lot.

by Tramp 2 July 14, 2010

Camgasm

When you prematurely ejactulate because you were listening to camron lyrics due to the fact they were so fire

I had a camgasm listening to Purple Haze last week. The stain still hasnt come out of my sheets.

by Rado effn Mac August 22, 2009

CAPgasm

When someone types a rant or sentance with unnescessary CAPSLOCK madness

A CAPgasm is a sentance or rant that is posted with the CAPSLOCK button activated. often used in place of exciting information to express anger or get attention.

"Dude, whats with your status? why the CAPgasm? It's not that big a deal."

"Wow, what a dick, just posting one big CAPgasm and expecting us to care"

by Theycallmeposh November 16, 2009

CATASM

Intense purring and writhing by a cat while receiving affection from a human that goes beyond a typically more mild response.

I just gave her a quick scratch on the side of her head and (insert cat's name) wouldn't stop purring and rubbing up against me. I think she was having a CATASM for Christ Sakes!

by Mr Jameson August 10, 2012

Cargasm

The feeling you get when you see an amazing looking car

I had a cargasm when I saw the red and black Bugatti Veyron.

by Dropzbeat February 18, 2015