A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
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guy one "AWWW SHIT BRO, YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS DREDGED CATFISH"
guy two " God damn who does this boss think he is"
guy two " God damn who does this boss think he is"
by TOAST + G DIDDY June 25, 2010
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The dirty cat fish: a grappling technique that requires the offensive party to penitrate the rectum of their opponent with one possibly two fingers of their choice..... those same fingers are placed in the mouth and cheek of the opponent similar to a fish hook. Pressure and disrespect are then applied in equal proportions
by Thiccndthirsty December 3, 2022
Get the dirty catfish mug.You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
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by Trome September 4, 2018
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Get the catfish floping on the deck mug.A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.
Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs
Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs
by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017
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