cackatonic

(Adjective). The word Cackatonic means to be "Extremely Homosexual."

Alex: Look at that kalb-kid over there, he looks gay.
Nick: Yeah... He's being very cackatonic.

by Nick Pickel & Alex Beaves March 29, 2007

katatonic syndrome

a special feature of being attracted to douche bags, loving your self, losing weight when you don't need to and having an excuse for everything in the world.

My friend Victoria has katatonic syndrome. She recently broke up with a bf who was a douche bag and she's trying to lose weight when she doesn't need to.

by lolek1 December 1, 2010

math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.

"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Scatatonic

A bowel movement so rancid and destructive, it causes catatonia.

My shit was so sick, it made Joe scatatonic!

by Ineffed May 30, 2014

Cannatonic

- The best of both worlds, a phenotype selected from the hybrid corss between a female MK Ultra(F1) & the all time famous G13 Haze male. Grows like an Indica, smells like a Sativa and renders you... Cannatonic! Genetics: MK-Ultra x G13 Haze Indica/Sativa: 50/50 THC: 20-25% FLOWERING: Interior 9-10 weeks / Exterior October Yield: Interior 500 gr per m2 / Exterior 250-400 gr per plant

Yeah man got some cannatonic right here.

by Cannatonicss July 3, 2011

Catalonian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon

Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

catalonia

A nation inside Spain, very different from the rest of Spain, and which deserves to be independent one day. Original name, Catalunya, not Cataluña!

"Hey, I love Catalonia!"

by i.dont.remember.my.name May 21, 2007