Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.

Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.

by dave rippon February 18, 2008

Youtube captions

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

by Andymii January 21, 2016

Casto

A name commonly given to the hardest motherfucker in civilian clothes. Naturally strong, very attractive, and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks.

You really are gonna fuck with that Casto dude?
Hell yeah..
Aight, Good luck with that..

by KKAindustries December 15, 2011

Castiel

Castiel is the angel of Thursday, also known as the angel who fell in love with humanity. Castiel is featured on the popular show Supernatural, and played by the actor Misha Collins.

"My name is Castiel, and I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."

by Snazzy_Frog August 29, 2018

Castiel

Castiel is an Angel (Seraph) of the Lord on the show Supernatural played by an actual angel, Misha Collins. Castiel is an awkward little dude who loves PB&Js, bees and watching TV. Castiel is, on the other hand, a powerful and dangerous celestial being and would die for the Winchester’s.
And most importantly, he’s the angel who stole Dean Winchester’s heart.

Cas:*Appears out of nowhere*
“Hello, Dean.”
Dean: *Has a heart attack*
“Jesus Christ...”
Cas: “No, my name is Castiel.”

by _CasaNovela_ April 14, 2020

Castiel

THE hottest angel from the hit tv show Supernatural, who brought dean winchester back from the claws of the hell hounds playd by Misha Collins.

Dean: Who are you?
Castiel: I'm the one who gripped you tight and rose you from peridition.


Fangirl 1: OMG!! It's Dean!
Fangirl 2: OMG!! It's Sam!
Fangirl 3: OMG!! It's Cas!!

by Steflemming December 22, 2008

casticle

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated

Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle

by I’m Trans and my life is sad September 3, 2023