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When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
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It would be very Cash-Money of you to come to my book club meeting this Saturday.
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Get the Cash-Money mug.The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: 😫
The cashier: Cash or credit?
The Lonely Island: 😫
by imjustabill February 10, 2021
Get the cash or credit mug.The term used when one person in a group pays for the entire group's bill (at dinner or otherwise) and then collects individual cash payments from each other member of the group.
Server: "How would you all like to take care of the bill? Separate checks?"
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."
by sambrero57 October 10, 2013
Get the Texas cash advance mug.A sex position including 2 guys. The first guy does a back-bend with his dick in the air thus, making a hill shape
with his body. Then, the second guy sits on the first guy's dick and proceeds to bounce up and down on it.
with his body. Then, the second guy sits on the first guy's dick and proceeds to bounce up and down on it.
Ben: "Hey Wade, wanna go do The Gayhill Cahill in our dorm?"
Wade: "Nahh, my girlfriend is coming over soon and I'm gonna fuck her till she cries."
Wade: "Nahh, my girlfriend is coming over soon and I'm gonna fuck her till she cries."
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