Eric Theodore Cartman, who generally goes by "Cartman," is one of the four central characters in the hit animated series South Park. He is 10 years old and is in fourth grade. Uncapped, Cartman has brownish hair that is combed over. He is overweight and has a double chin. He possesses many bad qualities in a person. Cartman is bigoted, anti-Semetic, racist, uncaring, lazy, and mean, thus making him a popular character in the series. His mother Lianne spoils him simply because he whines to get whatever he wants. In many episodes it indicates his ability to easily manipulate people. Cartman hates hippies, kyle, san fransisco, other jewish people, poor people, stan, and kenny. It is also hinted in an episode that cartman can't leave things unfinished as he has to finish singing the song "Come Sail Away" by Styx at an alarmingly fast rate. Throughout the series he has become more intelligent and mature. Trey Parker, co-creater of the series, does his voice. Cartman is my favorite character.
"Screw you guys, im goin home"
"whatever I"ll do whatever i want"
"kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."
Kyle:"Cartman! You fucking fat ass"
"No its not like terrorism, it IS terrorism."
"whatever I"ll do whatever i want"
"kyle's mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world..."
Kyle:"Cartman! You fucking fat ass"
"No its not like terrorism, it IS terrorism."
by Ricky E August 17, 2006
Get the Cartman mug.South Park's Eric Cartman expresses frustration by yelling either of these two interjections: "GAHDAMMIT!" and "sonofaBITCH!" When something of great annoyance happens to ME, I scream one of these things in my head (or out loud), thereby having a "Cartman moment".
Upon discovering bird crap on his car's windshield and hood, Johnny muttered "sonofaBITCH!" with Cartmanesque inflection.
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This is an example of a "Cartman moment".
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Get the eric cartman mug.This is a British expression of contempt. The original Barbara Cartland was a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable, dated chick lit; she was well-known for a number of reasons:-
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;
The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
She had the longest entry in “Who’s Who”;
She believed that, despite her age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex;
Under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong;
The meaning has now broadened and is used to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge etc. Should you meet one usher her into the nearest padded cell with a forked vermin stick and arrange for NASA to send her on a probe to Jupiter.
Kim’s had a letter published in a free newspaper, now she’s acting like she’s an ace reporter!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!
Stupid munter! What a Barbara Cartland!
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A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
A demented 9 year old who is a racist,foulmouthed,and somewhat witty and cunning obese bastard child who appears on the Emmy winning series South Park. He is Known to hate Kyle Brofloski often calling him a "dumb jew." And whoes mother is a reverred "crack whore" who has both male and female genitals.
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