The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.
Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!
by Rug Burn May 27, 2018
a term used only by pro stoners to describe the marijuana consistency when building a joint to ensure that there is an even application of green, so the good stuff isn't all concentrated in on particular area.
Stoner1:'that joint had a nice even carpet'.
Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.
Stoner1:'Me too'
Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'
Stoner2:'I know, i'm completely fucked'.
Stoner1:'Me too'
Stoner2:'Shall we roll another?'
by Ramona Sanchez November 08, 2006
by ashley clarke May 18, 2008
1: A furry lump which can be trod on, peed on, or burnt.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.
2: A girl has a whole helluva lotta bush underneath her panties.
1: ooooh look a carpet *yoink*
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!
2: yo dude last night i was gonna finger megan but then i put my hand down and it was like WOAH carpet!
by pigdog312 July 15, 2006
by shizzle_bot November 11, 2004
a person with an exceesive amount of body hair, mainly in the chest area. this person tends to think they have a nice body and may take there shirt off with no notice, beware of this and be prepared to run and puke.
oh great, here comes the carpet again
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you
yo Carpet button your shirt up, i think i'm gonna puke
Yo Carpet, Shave that shit im gettin a friction-burn just looking at you
by Cassius February 18, 2005
by Pararox April 10, 2004