my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
by imsokoolllll October 03, 2023
by Test Sicles February 10, 2009
A man or woman who partakes in the delicacy also known as eating out. A cunt chomper. A muff diver. One who engages in cunnilingus.
Scott: "So did you do Beth last night?"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
Max: "Do her, I had her for a late nite snack, breakfast, mid-morning treat, lunch and dinner! Literally!!. I ate her out for hours until my cheeks were red from her puss oil. I would have to say that I am a serious carpet muncher guy, I couldn't get enough."
Scott: "Sounds great, too bad I blew in her before you met up with her dude!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
carpet munching is a fun thing to do with a fit girl which involves eating out a girl's vagina : classically a lesbian would be called a "Carpet muncher" if she has licked out another girl.
"Ere mayte did ya know that kimmy girl is a right carpet muncher"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
"i know init bled she ate out my cat"
by kimberlychan June 14, 2007
Munching on some pusssay.
Daaaaaaaaamn you know that carpet muncher Martha ? She was munchin on every bitch at the party AGAIN.
by slapabeezy April 27, 2007
The term given to a guy or girl who goes down on a girl who does not shave her crotch.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
The term given to oral sex of the unshaved vagina.
by imabfresh December 24, 2008
by ughgughgu March 19, 2008