carpet bomb

The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.

Matt carpet bombed Carol in a wild frenzy of sexual activity.

by Glen Newhall February 8, 2007

Carpet Bomb

When you and a friend rub a girls face into a carpet and then jizz on her.

"Kyle and I carpet bombed the shit out of her last night."

by tuckchuck January 23, 2010

carpet bomb

Dropping facts as you walk through a crowded area. Similar to crop dusting, but to a higher level, usually accompanied with sharts.

"Look at the people cringe while they are trying to finish their Christmas shopping. I wonder what's wrong."

"Oh, I carpet bombed that whole area. BTW, I need to find a garbage can for my underwear."

by fnfurious January 25, 2014

carpet bomb

after a man cums in a anus (male ore female) the receiving party squats over a carpet or rug and drops a duce.

guy one: dude i think my girls pissed off
guy two: why?
guy one: after i fucked her in the ass, she dropped a fat carpet bomb and left.
guy two: 0,o fucked up bro

by mikey1877 May 16, 2010

Carpet Bomb

For one person to light the entire bowl in the first hit of marijuana in a session made up of 2 or more people.

I'm carpet bombing this one bitches!

by sylough April 25, 2009

Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

by VAN MAN July 31, 2013

Carpet bomb

In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.

" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "

by Hooahterm5760 June 29, 2015