crouche fart

fart when you have sweaty legs and squeeze them together then have the fart go up to your testicles (generally in fat men).

male 1: Hahaha!!
male 2: Why are you laughing?
male 1: Dude I just crouche farted and it tickled me!!
male 2: Fucking gross...

by Aladdass March 19, 2010

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Croucher

1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.

2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.

3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.

Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!

Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!

Check out those knees! Croucher!

by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 31, 2009

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Canouche

Canouche - a shorter better sounding word for the term Douche Canoe which needs no explanation.

That guy is a huge Canouche

by Dbomb3000 June 15, 2017

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cadouche

A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.

Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!

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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.

by emt0199419 May 21, 2010

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