Bryan Callen

A hot, straight (although I'm sure he wouldn't care if you thought he was gay) actor, writer, comedian who was in the first two seasons of MadTV. He's worked extensively in episodic television, including shows such as "Oz", "7th Heaven", "Suddenly Susan", "King of Queens", "How I Met Your Mother" and most recently "Fat Actress". He has also appeared in films such as "Fish without a Bicycle", "Scary Movie 4" and "Bad Santa". He's an incredibly nice guy and looks good in a Speedo.

Bryan Callen is aka "Pool Boy" in MadTV.

Bryan is a truly nice guy.

Callen writes and performs stand up comedy.

by Trikywu October 7, 2006

Brian Carlsen’d

When a woman gets mad at you so she starts a Hate Train for all your Exes to jump on and ride. While on the Hate Train, They hype each other up until they create a different reality.

I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.

by Zach Zaxson April 11, 2022

callena

callena is the most amazing person ever. she is very beautiful and can snatch any man she comes across. callenas have the best fashion sense and use their wonderful charm to get what they wont. if you have a callena as a friend you don't want to lose her coz if you do you will regret you were ever born. callenas have the cutest smiles ever and everyone loves her.

girl1: omg have you seen the new girl
girl2: yes, shes such a callena

by iloveme20 February 12, 2017

Carolena

A sweet friend. The best friend a girl could have. Nice and silly.

Carolena just made my day, by jokes.

by WeirdoGurl03 May 2, 2015

Callen

Callen can either be a first name or a surname. A Callen is a smart, hardworking man who is very loyal to his current girlfriend/wife and will always make sure she's okay. Callen often has trouble understanding who he is, who his family is, but always knows where his loyalties lie. He sees the glass as half-empty but knows the right time to crack a joke.

Girl: "My boyfriend Callen just got a promotion at his job! I'm really proud of him."

by S.G.M July 24, 2016

Carlen

A tall dark and handsome sexy stud of a man with a nice bum & nice lips. Is very blessed in the area of having a huge "ego". Carlen is a lover not a fighter. He is often out of sight and loves to bite when the time is right. Also a very caring and loving man. Also known as a charmer.

"Look at that guy down the hall! He is such a Carlen. That's whats on the platter tonight."

by BUMblebe. January 24, 2010

Carolena

A girl who is stunning, any boy would kill to have one. She isn't always the brightest one, but she is loving and has an amazing personality to make up for it. Most Carolena's get along with everyone, but don't push thier buttons cause they can be a bitch too. Carolena's arn't the ones to start fights, but they sure can end one.

Boy 1- "Damn, what is that ?!"
Boy 2- "Now that my friend, is a Carolena"

by Catniss August 7, 2011