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Cardiac Arrest

A crime when you make someone else's heart stop working on purpose. This can get you the maximum amount of years in prison, fines, and maybe even the death penalty.
Dude1: "Did you hear about that gym teacher going to prison?"
Dude2: "Yeah, apparently he got a lifetime sentence."
Dude1: "He committed Cardiac Arrest, he deserves it."
by Literally Anyone October 11, 2017
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Cardiac Arrest

A Cardiac Arrest is a cocktail of approximately $16 Australian dollars worth of cheap Woolworths spices with such a potent smell that it can quite possibly cause one to go I to Cardiac Arrest hence the name. All mixed in a salt container.
Guy 1: yo is that a Cardiac Arrest dude
Guy 2: yeah dude smell it
Guy 1: *goes into cardiac arrest*
Guy 2: well shit that explains the name
Guy 3 in ominous tone: he was not worthy of the S P I C E
by COMMUNIST KOAT HANGER October 9, 2019
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cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."
John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.
by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011
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cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.
Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.
by Hawks.Fan.12 January 3, 2021
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Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.
Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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Cardiac Arrest June

Cardiac Arrest June is the month of where we celebrate Cardiac Arrest.

To do this, we run as much as physically possible and as intensely possible to the point where you are at a massive risk of a cardiac arrest all throughout of June.
by renatoisadickhead June 10, 2023
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Serrano's Cardiac Triad

3 medical conditions, each condition on its own can cause cardiac event like Heart Attack or Acute Myocardial Infaction; 1. Diabetes Meliitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia and so having the 3 medical conditions can increase the incident of having a cardiac event.
John came to visit his doctor and give him 3 diagnosis: 1. Diabetes Mellitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia high cholestero and high Triglycerides John has the 3 components of Serrano's Cardiac Triad.
by HorsPowr September 21, 2018
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