cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

Cardboardeaux

The classy term for boxed wine

That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.

by Ruddycheeks August 23, 2012

cardboard condo

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box

if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

Cardboard Rillo's

Cardboard-Rillo's A word from East Sacramento usually used in place of cigarillos, but can be used to describe any cheap swisher cigar ninety nine cents and lower.

She wanted the kid to slide through, but she didn't have no Wood's all she had was Cardboard rillo's.

by Rouleng Payhpurz December 18, 2014

cardiothartic

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart

I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011

Cardiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020

Cardo Dalisay

One guy that escaped the brink of death countless of times.

He is believed to be protected by the prayers of Lola Flora..

His family was kidnapped countless of times..

His breakfast are death messages by his enemies..

When the enemy in your game wont die:

Putangina ano ka si cardo dalisay?

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020