Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

chamburger

Chamburger, the combination of a cheese burger, and a hamburger.

What would you like to eat Trevor?

I would like a chamburger please.

by Bre|\||\|/-\|\| February 26, 2021

Marburger

1. a fat old person
2. doesn't know how to have fun
3. can be boring most of the time in less you were born after 1980

my uncle is a marburger

by pengi69 September 23, 2005

The Marburger

Said man blows his load on a plate, whereby, he proceeds to snort the sperm off of the plate. This is followed by placing one's nose and face in the women's groin area and blowing a snot rocket into the vaginal area where said woman can become pregnant.

Woman, "Hey I would like to get pregnant WITHOUT having sex or going to a fertility clinic" Man, "I have the PERFECT solution!! Lets do the MARBURGER!!"

by JMillie March 3, 2011

chamburgerler

when your Asian friend kills the hamburgerler and takes his job.

there can only be one CHAMBURGERLER!!!!

by Thinkingship August 1, 2012

Crurger

Jacobs cracker with burger cheese

'Hey dude, you want a crurger?'

by Supreme-Leader: Skrr Quavo June 29, 2023

cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.

A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021