Carburger

n. When a friend regularly experiences weird and unlikely situations that would never occur for a normal person.

1. She pulled a carburger when the guy she just met at the bar told her they were breaking up unless she came home with him.

2. He achieved a carburger when he realized the girl he was dating was his mom's best friend's daughter, and also cousins with his ex.

3. On her flight to the Dominican Republic, she was seated next to 2 people she knew from grade-school. She achieved a legendary carburger.

by Your Mom is a Robot November 11, 2009

Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.

"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."

by talk2me-JCH2 January 14, 2021

canadian carburetor

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.

Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.

by Idon September 28, 2013

clamburger

A vagina, specifically when viewed from behind in the doggy-style position.

The presence of her awaiting clamburger made Chuck drool with delight.

by Ryan A. Burke February 28, 2008

Codburger

Inspiration: A meat cutting industry was packaging ground beef when a customer had called asking the price of Cod Fish. After looking up the price of the Cod Fish, the wrapper had continued to package the ground beef without changing the name of the price tags. Thus labelling all ground beef as "Cod Filets"; which sparked the term "Codburger".

Definition: Untrimmed and unwashed vagina -- used so much to a point where nobody would wish to touch it.

She seemed to be a MILF until I saw her Codburger.

by The Meat Packer December 20, 2010

Clamburger Helper

The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.

Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.

by crackersAka June 2, 2013

Clamburger

A vagina.

Her seafood was delicious! Got me coming back for seconds on the Clamburger!

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020