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Carburger 

n. When a friend regularly experiences weird and unlikely situations that would never occur for a normal person.
1. She pulled a carburger when the guy she just met at the bar told her they were breaking up unless she came home with him.

2. He achieved a carburger when he realized the girl he was dating was his mom's best friend's daughter, and also cousins with his ex.

3. On her flight to the Dominican Republic, she was seated next to 2 people she knew from grade-school. She achieved a legendary carburger.
Carburger by Your Mom is a Robot November 11, 2009
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Carburetor

Slang for the human heart.
"My biggest fear is who will run my business when my carburetor conks out."
Carburetor by talk2me-JCH2 January 14, 2021

canadian carburetor 

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.
Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.
canadian carburetor by Idon September 28, 2013

clamburger

A vagina, specifically when viewed from behind in the doggy-style position.
The presence of her awaiting clamburger made Chuck drool with delight.
clamburger by Ryan A. Burke February 28, 2008
Inspiration: A meat cutting industry was packaging ground beef when a customer had called asking the price of Cod Fish. After looking up the price of the Cod Fish, the wrapper had continued to package the ground beef without changing the name of the price tags. Thus labelling all ground beef as "Cod Filets"; which sparked the term "Codburger".

Definition: Untrimmed and unwashed vagina -- used so much to a point where nobody would wish to touch it.
She seemed to be a MILF until I saw her Codburger.
Codburger by The Meat Packer December 20, 2010

Clamburger Helper 

The process of shooting Sperm over the vaginalclam area before going down on a girl.
Katie and I made Clamburger Helper last night.

Clamburger

Her seafood was delicious! Got me coming back for seconds on the Clamburger!
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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