Carbuncle

A small white corral growth on the sphincter.

The proctologist cautiously removed Andre's vicious carbuncle.

by Drgonzo November 18, 2003

monstrous carbuncle

A hideous waste of public money, often on a meaningless edifice of British national pride, probably built by a German contractor.

Comedy Pyramid

That new German-built monument of British pride is a monstrous carbuncle...

by TheIan October 22, 2003

cardangle

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

by Goose9988 November 16, 2012

Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Hindijew February 22, 2018

carbuncle

A rabbit-like Creature from the infamus final fantasy series. Carbuncle uses a jewel on its head to cast reflect

Damn, carbuncle I didnt know you could do that!?

by Scott Squires August 17, 2006

Carbunkle

Word used by patheitc, older men meaning a woman's behind or ass.

"Look at the fugly carbunkle."

by Shea July 16, 2004

Crungle

A gender fluid individual, who also happens to be a betafag.

A1: Haha, i wrked you!
A2: Shut up, you fucking crungle!

by Ally of Darkness December 5, 2015