Mad Capsule Markets

A very versatile band from Japan that actually sings most of their songs in English. They play so many different styles in their songs that it's hard to say exactly what kind of band they are. I'd say they lean mostly towards metal.

If you do a search for their mp3s, look for the songs

-Pulse
-Midi Surf
-Sunny Beach Road

by KPurschke July 30, 2004

Caple

To spill food on one's clothes during the process of eating (occurs primarily in a restaurant).

Cleatus and Billy Bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the Waffle House and Cleatus spills buttery syrup all over his overalls.

"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!

by Closeproximity June 10, 2008

capulate

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate

guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof

by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019

Caulen

A legend of a man. Typically a heavy drinker and all around outstanding ninja/jedi like person.

Did you see that kid just chug a beer while doing a backflip? That kid is such a Caulen!

by masterjedininja July 28, 2011

Capalert

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

capalert.com

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.

by You know, that guy May 12, 2003

CapAlert

A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infallible" but often turns out the wrong score based on the fact that he doesn't really pay attention to the films he rates.

No one died in Lilo & Stitch, so the CapAlert score on the page for that movie cannot possibly be correct.

by Nat Rator May 26, 2004