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captain america swirly 

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back
i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh

Captain America Pills 

First, the backstory. Captain America became a superhero when he was given a supersoldier serum by the army. He was immediately endowed with superhuman strength and endurance.

Now the definition:

When someone is incredibly muscular that regular steroids could not have acheived such muscle size. Therefore, the person must be on the same pills that Captain America takes.
"Holy shit have you seen jason's calves? the kid must be on captain america pills."

"i hate working out unlike captain america over there"

Kid 1- "he's so jacked if he makes a muscle it'll hit him in the eye"
Kid 2 "thats what the captain america pills'll do to ya"

Captain America 

A man who refuses to practice safe sex, believing he is immune to all STDs (a la Captain America's immunity via Super Soldier Serum injections).
He's pulling a Captain America by refusing to wear a condom when he knows she's packing heat.
Captain America by LuluBleu September 6, 2017

Captain America 

A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.
Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.
Captain America by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

Captain America 

To invert one's hands over the eyes to form a mock mask. Done while fucking a woman doggy style. An exclusive club you join in using this maneuuver. The move was originally created by Rat Boy.
Bro I pulled off the captain america last night, it was breath-taking
Captain America by macdad April 3, 2003

Captain America : Civil War 

The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.