A term used in jest to refer to a Canadian, the Canadian-English dialect, or Canadian culture as a whole in post-9/11 America. This playfully derogatory term came to fruition as a parody of xenophobic pseudo-nationalistic phrases such as 'freedom fries' that came into existence after the terrorist activities of September 11, 2001, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that followed. Canuckistanian is a combination of the word 'Canuck' and the generic phrase 'istanian' which is often tagged onto other words to imply deviance and un-Americanism. Canuckistanians are citizens of Canuckistania.
I'm sorry, I don't speak Canuckistanian."
"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"
"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"
"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."
"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"
"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
"I'll be damned if one of those border-hopping Canuckistanians comes in and steals my job!"
"Eh? Oh, you're Canuckistanian aren't you?"
"If those insidious Canuckistanians have their way, our kids will be growing up learning the alphabet from A to Zed."
"Is that real Canuckistanian maple syrup, or is it just an imitation?"
"If you Canuckistanians don't watch it, Bush is gonna invade your country too and rename it South Alaska."
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A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
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In their quest for a worldwide Caliphate, Islamofascists are using Canuckistan as a staging area for future attacks on America.
With friends like Canuckistan, who needs enemies?
With friends like Canuckistan, who needs enemies?
by (I am) John Doe March 19, 2008
Get the Canuckistan mug.The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.
All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.
American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?
Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016
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Doesn't necessarily imply an economic, political nor societal innuendos.
Doesn't necessarily imply an economic, political nor societal innuendos.
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