by Meimay February 22, 2008
Someone who is not where he/she should be in life. Looks VERY young. If a teacher, flirts with people, including students (AHHHHH! SO ILLEGAL!!!!) A very attractive fruit.
Look at that baby!!! She will grow up to be such a cantaloupe.
Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
Oh my gosh!! *Pinches cheeks* You are such a cantaloupe!
by ChrisSee August 24, 2008
an adjective that describes someone who's ass is so huge that it seems as though each buttcheek is a giant cantaloupe
by Harry Sachz September 13, 2007
(noun) something that causes a flashback so strong, it will bring you back to the time and place where the memory occured, otherwise known as a cantaloupation.
Man oh man, last week when I heard that gino beat it was like the ultimate cantaloupe. I remember the first time I heard that track when I was sitting on a beach in florida, eating cantaloupe.
by GTI_Guy September 15, 2006
A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
by Club April 11, 2015
During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
by mcslezzy March 06, 2009
by RandomNothing March 21, 2016