Crackhead Camouflage

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019

tokyo camouflage

fashion style of someone wearing so many bright colors AND synthetic textures AND loud accessories that they look like a neon-splashed Tokyo shopping district (ie. Shinjuku)

fashion style that requires you to wear a loud item of clothing from every country in the United Nations, all at the same time.

"Charlotte isn't exactly blending in wearing tokyo camouflage."

"I'm finding it hard to talk to you when your wearing kyo-kamo"

by saggitaurus January 5, 2009

condoflage

To try to cover up the purchasing of condoms at the supermarket by filling up the cart to the gunwales.

I tried to condoflage the week's ration of Trojans last night but the clerk blew it when she called for a price check on Trojans XL over the pa system!

by Attika-Elvis October 7, 2009

urban camouflage

The ability to remain indistinct in city crowds. Often involves the wearing of sunglasses and mp3 headphones.
sunglasses urban camouflage mp3

Fred is using urban camouflage. You can't see him, he can't hear you...you don't exist.

by Houndsman May 13, 2005

societal camouflage

Any act of deception preformed by an individual or group with the intent of concealing beliefs, attitudes, wealth, position or situations which their peer group, local community or society at large may find objectionable.

Societal camouflage would describe a family of athiests that send their children to Catholic school to avoid being stigmatized by their neighbors. Ex. Eric is gay, but is married to a woman so that his conservative employers will accpet him.

by Topper7770 July 1, 2011

camoflauge

This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<

See camouflage.

by Dave May 19, 2004

camouflage

1. The method or result of concealing personnel or equipment from an enemy by making them appear to be part of the natural surroundings.

2. A method of cryptic or concealing coloration that allows an otherwise visible organism or object to remain indiscernible from the surrounding environment through deception.
3. To change or modify so as to prevent recognition of the true identity or character of.

Animals and humans use camouflage to protect themselves from attack or get closer to prey.

by Rocco12 August 17, 2009