Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

canoeing

when smoking a joint or blunt and it only burns on the inside of the paper, but somehow leaving most of the paper unburnt, this can be fixed by burning the excess paper.

this can also be used as another word for ‘sideburn’ which is when a joint or blunt only burns on one side, you can fix this with saliva or by burning off the excess.

man this joint is canoeing!

by shrekonice69 June 19, 2025

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Mudslide canoeing

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.

Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.

by Domweatherman February 4, 2014

hot dog canoeing

When two men share a canoe, usually in France.

Did you hear that Jack and Andy are going Hot Dog Canoeing this weekend?

by Miss Conception October 24, 2010

Spirit Canoeing

Spirit Canoeing is a Norwegian sport. The most famous spirit canoer was Arne Ervig, who owned a large collection of spirit canoes. The sport of spirit canoeing involves using a spirt canoe to canoe into the land of the spirits. The canoes can go over water and through time and space. The sport hasn't caught on in the rest of the world because spirits only speak Norwegian.

"Arne Ervig er den beste på ånden kano noensinne." =Arne Ervig is the best at spirit canoeing ever.

by Arne Ervig2 February 1, 2010

Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!

by ducockus234 August 29, 2012