Canoes

A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."
Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.
by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010
mugGet the Canoesmug.

Canoe

An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"

"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
by PitchJoe October 18, 2011
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canoe

At the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. This can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. This is not only with blunts either. This can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.
Dammit Elliot! Fix the canoe and then pass that blunt to Hernando.
by IEatBadgers August 21, 2003
mugGet the canoemug.

Cano

An incredibley strong male used in the destruction of motor vechiles (mainly cars), with the use of his bare fists
I needed my car crushed, so i went to get Cano
by Gooch Sweat June 29, 2009
mugGet the Canomug.

canoeing

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side
Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!
by Erin May 18, 2003
mugGet the canoeingmug.

Canoed

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.
He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!
by sugarkane_13 May 25, 2016
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Cano

A mexican or chicano mostly used from mexican to mexican
Frankie your all cano'd out!!
by Leander Russel July 22, 2010
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