Cank

Masturbating/Wanking with a condom on.

Person 1: "Got any condoms?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 3: "I need a cank, that's why!"

by pozjh June 07, 2010

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crying whilst having a wank

(a pity wank)

"boo boo hoo I am really sad the only thing that will cure my misery is a nice cank"

by gay vicar December 15, 2007

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An uncomfortable position where one's head is turned to the side at an angle of more than 30 degrees.

Me: Why are you walking like that?
You: I slept last night with my head canked on the couch.
Me: ok...still - why are you walking like that?

by jdiggy July 26, 2006

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a penis

eat my cank

by Branden AaseN June 30, 2003

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1.a derogatory term used to descrie someone as awkwardly fat b
2. the singular form of "Cankles"
3.a way of saying someone is a cankle-bearing skank (fat whore)

Cameron "Dude that new girl is a big cank"
Zach " aw man she aint that bad she someone cute"
Cameron " Are you kidding me look at those tree trunks i mean her left side is showing her big Cank"

by Ivins Mafia March 26, 2010

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