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canitus

A medical condition that manifest itself by the outward appearance of large, swollen breast----another words a pair of swollen inflamed cans.
Damn, that bitch is suffering from canitus.
by martin nguyen May 17, 2004
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Canibus

A alien/machine hybrid pretending to be a MC hip hop rapper, his exact origin is unsure ... his songs ands visual imagery offer cause brain damage to those of lesser intelligence, and cause even more damage to those who do understand them and attempt to decipher them.
These rhymes resemble knots being tied to time lines,
Becomes a nonlinear noose that will snap your mind,
FIRST! Sever your spine!

The music is layered, not computer generated,
A human made it to satisfy unusual cravings,
The mystic in a room with crystal walls & floors,
Looking into a crystal quartz orb, reciting lyrical law,
That cause warm feeling sensations precipitating from the finger tips,
To the arms, to the lips, to the jaws,
To a gold tongue that spits to the tone of the drum,
With the oxygen that flows down the throat to the lungs,
Till every color of my Chakra glows brighter than the Sun,
YOU and I become WE, WE become ONE!
And the Clarity of �C� ingularity has begun,

Between ZERO POINT ZERO & ZERO POINT ONE!
Combinatrix, anything of this persuasion is considered ageless,

BEYOND THE MATRIX!!
Beyond time displacement of space & spaceships in oasis,
Beyond the reach of human contemplation,
Through my music, magic, and inoculated interaction,
Rip The Jacker shows you the future in fragments,

Warning, listening to Canibus after smoking might drive you insane.
by TheWatcher917 December 3, 2010
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Canisis

A homosexual; prostitute; Slave Girl to Dain Frostreaver IV
Canisis is one gay newbie, Indeed.
by Danalik August 16, 2003
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Canibus Central

n. 1. A site (www.canibus-central.com) that contains a forums overrun with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. Total gayness.

v. centralled, centralling, centrals. 1. To overrun an internet forums with homosexuality, hoaxes, and unfairness. 2. To be totally gay. 3. To run a site by banning the people you don't like and allowing the ones you do to wreak unlimited havoc.
That gay bar at the end of the street is so canibus central.

Stop being canibus central.

Those guys holding hands are a couple of canibus centrals.

John canibus centralled my website.
by Miryam Websta February 6, 2005
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Canisis

God dammit, that bastard Canisis trained us again.
by Danahick August 18, 2003
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Canisis

Why yes Mary, you are going to have to give the chickens a flea bath. Those Canisis ticks are killing our birds!
by Canisis August 18, 2003
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Canisis

A hillbilly; hick; bumpkin; ho-bo; clodhopper; yokel; One who grows their hair into a mullet.
Wow that Canisis is one hick. I wish he would put down that banjo, washboard, and jug.

Damn that pig fucking hick Canisis! He done raped all my piggies! Damn his mullet and straw hat!
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