Candy

Drugs for children that make them hyper and annoying

Mom: Your little cousin is so hyper!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!

by ur local fat hooker April 15, 2020

Candy

Euphemism for child porn.

Hey dude, got some fresh candy from deep web. Wanna watch?

by kawaiiphilo June 9, 2018

Candy

Candy is an amazing person. She is tall athletic and an easygoing perso

Dang did you see Candy today

by TheRealBarakObama May 30, 2019

Candy

Something that strangers give to kids on Halloween and end up poisoning the kids

She gave that kid some candy 😏😏

by The goatee white boy October 26, 2019

Candy

A wonderful mixture of sweet deliciousness wich will make your mouth water as you see someone else eat it.

Human 1:**Gasps**
Human 2: what?
Human 1: is that...candy?
Human 2: yes...
Human 1: **Grabs candy screaming you will never catch me**
Human 2: ummm ok then

by Hi Hoomans! February 18, 2019

Candy

Just another word for plastic jewlery. Normally flashy colorful dress up jewlery worn by not only ravers buy stupid emo's.

Whoa man, look at your arm, you have a lot of candy.

by Selly420 April 10, 2006

Candy

Candy is like 2 describe an ol skool ride, like a classic Impala, that has multiple high clear gloss coats on it.

"Dude was ridin on candy"

by India in Tx. November 9, 2004