Candris

The ability to remain at peace with a beer in hand while guys slobber all over you.

That guy is being a jerk but she is so candris.

by cratze February 4, 2010

Candini

While fucking a girl from behind, just before ejaculating, you spit on the girl's back to make her think you are done. When she turns around, you blow the load in her face and then punch her in the nose so their is cum and blood running down her face.

The other night, I was banging this chick and I totally broke her nose when I gave her a Candini!

by Mac Smith April 10, 2005

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

by kitkat93 December 13, 2010

candling

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment

-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!

by letmecandle August 19, 2011

hard-candying

From the movie 'Hard Candy' starring Ellen Page.

When a character displays pedophiliac tendencies within a movie or book.

"Dude, that guy is SO hard-candying over that girl right now."
"She is hard-candying all over that movie!"

by Beautiful Soul November 6, 2013

Cantrinidadology

When a man from Trinidad ends up in Canada and forces himself to speak in such a way that you would never know he should be of color...a pseudo Trinidadian if you will. This man also will obsess about random things such as carpet stains and his mercedes and enjoy curry noodles with the Asian orientation. Finally, the only thing that makes him cool is if he has a hot girlfriend.

He has a PhD in Cantrinidadology, yo.

by Whitn3yyy August 11, 2009

Candri

A cute couple that were middle school sweethearts and are now married

Wow! Christian and Landri are such candri's.

by Bigger_Country March 2, 2016