Canadian Bacon 

Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.

Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!

Canadian Bacon by Sarah Pettersson March 25, 2008

Canadian Bacon 

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

Canadian Bacon by TimHodges December 4, 2011

Canadian Bacon 

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

Canadian Bacon by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Canadian Bacon 

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

Canadian Bacon by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Canadian Bacon 

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

Canadian Bacon by grapelemonade February 6, 2024

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

Canadian Bacon Nipples 

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

Canadian Bacon Nipples by Karissa December 17, 2004