Canadas History

When you pour maple syrup all over your balls and dip them in someones mouth while pissing up their nose and shitting on a Canadian flag

Yo i just saw a video online of someone giving a Canadas History to some slut

by Peter McPeterson February 4, 2010

canadians

What you call black people when they could hear you use a more offensive term.

"Don't park your car here. I don't like this neighborhood, it's full of Canadians."

by Bill Billy November 18, 2007

Canadas History

The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.

Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.

by projectA91 February 5, 2010

canadas history

A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.

All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear

Dude I'm really enjoying studying Canadas History with this chick.

by BigredXIII February 5, 2010

canadians

A code word that white waiters sometimes use to speak about rude black partrons.

Damn, I hate waiting on those Canadians. They run my butt off, send perfectly good food back, complain about the amount of the bill, then only tip 10 percent!

by Recon1172 July 16, 2006

camp canadensis

camp canadensis is one of the funnest camps in the states. It's a camp for rich, jappy, and down to earth kids from the ages of 7 to 16. This camp is teh best place on earth to learn all sorts of foul lanuguage and to make friends you will stay in touch with for the rest of your life.

i camp canadensis we learn what to call people who are being ass wholes, and make so much best friends.

by elibosta September 10, 2007

canadas history

The act of a man or several men getting hammered drunk on yukon jack dressed as moose. The men then take large swigs of maple syrup and spit it in eachothers assholes. The men all clench their anuses, holding the syrup in, for twelve minutes, then splash it all into the Stanley Cup trophy....men without Stanley Cup trophies generally use commemorative Canada mugs sold to tourists. They then drink the syrup out of the cup. Then they fuck. In the butt.

"So me and Martin went over to Willies house and made some more Canadas History. Wicked sloppy."

"Gross bro."

by Jet Jaguar February 4, 2010