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Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?
Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro
by Fernisnothere September 2, 2021
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If I can make him give up than so can God

Is what you tell youselves. And that is why you are doing what you are doing. And making me change what I am doing is what constitutes giving up.
A retard "If I can make him give up than so can God!"

Hym "You don't get to be a part of my conflict with God and I'm not going to let you use this to stop me from getting what I want out of this. Stop doing it before your kids get hurt or do it until your kids get hurt but their is no in between."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"
An Angel Jose Robles Died Smiling So An Angel Jose Robles Can Change His Name To "Hellstrom Robles"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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That's how this works, you can throw him/her

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.
Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
by rammicam October 3, 2022
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I can fix her/him/them

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!

The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:

*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.

Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.

Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.
1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.
Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!
by harmonica March 30, 2021
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