Camo Cough

what is done to cover the loud splashing of a "watermelon" in the restroom

He lost total control of his bowels an hoped the camo cough would hide the distructive noise

by turd burglar October 22, 2003

fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

by I'mTotallyNotDave November 15, 2010

Camo cough

To let out a concealing cough in order to hide the sound of blowing ass.

(Huge Shart Sound) Dude, how bout a camo cough, no one needs to hear that!

by FinVader June 20, 2008

camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

Offline camo

When a person is on "appear offline" but is still talking to people on a chat program, they are using offline camo

I didn't know she was online because she was using offline camo

by The deep &&&&&& February 28, 2009

Camo toe

Stemming from camel toe, a phenomenon whereby an overweight female crams herself into camouflaged pants in an attempt to downsize her ass, not realizing that she's made clear to those around her the size, shape, and relative sloppiness of her pussy.

Person 1: Think Jasmine's losing some of her ass?
Person 2: I don't know, I can't stop staring at her camo toe.

by The right to bare arms December 6, 2006

Camo Boobies

When a girl is vertical, the boobs are visible, but when she is horizontal, laying with her back on the floor, the boobs disappear. Much like a soldier in camouflage attire, standing in tall grass, but when down low, the solider becomes almost invisible. This is a result of a lack of fatty matter behind the nipple to support a round shape in such a position. Normally the fatty tissue will sag out to the sides of the chest, to create a rounding of the boob shape, to give it a large circumference, however this doesn't see to happen in this case.

I was fucking this girl one time, after she was on top, we swapped to missionary, I laid her down, and I swear her boobs disappeared, I saw the nipples but the was nothing there, she had camo boobies.

by anono85 May 14, 2011