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Dark Age of Camelot

1. Also known as DAoC. A massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that pits players against one another as one of three realms, Albion, Midgard, or Hibernia. Often referred to as "The Crack" or "Crackalot" due to its highly addictive nature, "Camelot" draws players in with it's intense PVP, and extensive selection of classes. One who is addicted to the game may be known as "Cracked Out" or simply "On the Crack"

2. Permanent residence of the Nerf Bat
1.<Person 1> Have you played DAoC?
<Person 2> No, I play Everquest! DAoC sucks!
<Person 1> Perforate Artery!

2. UGH! My Cleric!
by The Baron October 9, 2003
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lake camelot

boring ass little subdivision in illinois surrounded by cornfields like 20 minutes away from pekin and about 15 minutes away from peoria...

most kids have no life and are either at the pool or beach all day or are vandalising shit and doing drugs...

*one of the kids that vandalise shit and doing drugs is currently in rehab...woo baby...

this little town thing mainly consists of old people, rich people, and above average newly started families...

the little gas station on the outskirts of l.c. has a rule dumbass rule in which yew have to 18 to buy a fucking energy drink which pisses all of the kids that vadalise shit and do drugs off insanely fucking bad...

everyone who lives here are very nosey and bitchy and always craving toknow everyones buisness and calling the cops on anyone and everyone that has done something bad or something that those nosey people think is wrong...

many lawsuits are formed against people for dumbass reasons so beware...

my family hasbeen in 3...

2 of which were caused by me sickingmy dogs on annoying hell peopleand the other cuz me and my friend, "wolfey", started shit with my neighbor by calling her a slut because she tried to sleep with my dad while he was on holiday right before he went to iraq...

then she started telling everyone at CAT the im a duggie, my sister is a whore, and my grandpa was a pervert...

it eventually got down tomy dad and grandma since they work at CAT too and just laughed histerically cuz she didnt have the guts to say that to my face...
never move to lake camelot...
it is the rich version of a hick town...
by k. kutthroat June 18, 2008
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Cameltop

(Verb, Noun)
Firstly, fly to Peru using the ticket with the shrubbery bush. Drive to Mancos, Peru and in apartment number 208, there is a box with the location of a gypsy tribe. Go to the address and obtain the gypsy named Frank. You must lure him with the shrubbery bush. Once the gypsy is close enough, corner him, knock him out and duct tape him, then throw him in the van. The gypsy will give you the location of the camel costume used to cameltop, and the location of where to do it in Egypt. Fly to Egypt, with the bitch. Go to the location and you find the camel costume, and the camel with three humps. The final part involves roofieing both the camel AND the girl, who should wear the camel costume, or else either one will become aware of what they are about to do. The camel will see the girl in the camel costume, and will proceed to mount the girl, and mate. Next drink the 5 gallons to simulate a camel, and DP the girl with the camel. Then fly back to your home, change your name because what you have done is illegal in 48 and 1/2 states and 147 countries, and punishable by death in Thailand and Indonesia.
You: yo man while cameltopping her last night I accidentally touched the camels balls.
Other guy: dude that's disgusting.
You: Keep it on the DL.
by XCFL August 19, 2011
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cameltoe nappy

Those jeans are so tight and ass so big it looks like a cameltoe with a nappy on.
Some girls love tight jeans to show off their sexy curves. Others like to show off their cameltoe nappy.

Cameltoe nappy is not acceptable.

Bald patch, gappy and cameltoe nappy.
by 888 dot com June 25, 2015
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Camelogical

When someone is the last person in the race and people start making fun of him
John was a Camelogical in that race..
by Faste Cobalt August 3, 2016
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cameltoesis

Having or being afflicted with a cameltoe.
Damn! That girl got some Cameltoesis!
by Festerius October 2, 2003
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Cameltown

Having 3 or more cameltoes(or camel toes) in a particular area. Usually at a track meet, a swim meet, or beach party.
Fred: Dang man, were you at the track meet?
Joe: Yeah its fucking cameltown in there!
by N-arch May 1, 2009
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