Calvin

The coolest person on the face of the Earth. He is a ladies man and a god among gods. (men) Thou shall kneel and pray. (women) Thou shall kneel and suck.

Also he is the strongest man ever. Greatest bod. Definition of hunk. That's the way, uh huh uh huh. iI like it!

Girl: I saw Calvin's godlike genetalia and passed out.

Guy: As did I

by DJ Carv41141 April 1, 2009

Calvin

Australian slang for a moderately large penis, something around the 7.5-8.5 inch range.

My mate, Fraser, he has a Calvin.

Shit, really? Hot.

by 132200demon October 11, 2018

Calvin

Hottest guy ever.

has hella ZWAG.

Jessica Phu was all over Calvin that one time. :

by calvinissexy November 27, 2011

Calvin

Also known as the Calvinator, this male is a good example of a hard-working overachiever. Past times include: tennis, girls, tennis, and girls.

Boy: I want to be a Calvin!
Other boy: You shall never be like Calvin! There is only one! He is t3h pwn!

by Master Q July 25, 2008

Calvin

god-like, Calvin-NESS, What Would Calvin Do?

hey, i bet you cant throw a 50 yd pass to calvin, run around in the endzone three times, run back down the left side of the field, run around in your own endzone a couple times, break 10 tackles, run up the right side of the field, back down the left into your own endzone again, break more tackles, then run 100 yds right down the middle of the field and score a touchdown

by skatz-ness March 29, 2009

Calvin

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him


:P

calvin, you are such a calvin! go outside!

by gueshhoo October 8, 2008

Calvin

(Verb) to grab someone's genitalia in a public place

Eden totally just calvined that guy on the bus.

by thessgroup February 22, 2009