Californian

An ignorant, beady-eyed valley boy who speaks Pauly Shore.

Shutup you stupid Californian.

by biffola December 7, 2003

californian

Someone who went to Summer camp: mountian climbing, horse back riding. a dork

I meet this hot girl today.. then she told me she was a californian.. i was like never mind

by ink_dup November 22, 2007

Californian

Another name for someone who is from the state of California

This Californian hit me yesterday

by ADMIZloz July 9, 2024

Californian Roulette

Waking up each morning, wondering if today's the day that the Big One will hit. Played by every resident of and visitor to California, whether they wish to or not.

Dude 1: Why don't you move to somewhere where your entire city won't be levelled by an earthquake?
Dude 2: Nah, I don't really feel alive unless I'm playing Californian Roulette.

by Flakey December 8, 2012

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

californian wedding ring

A butthole, generally a dude's. Something not as tight as it could be.

Good thing it was a californian wedding ring or I'd rip the skin on Frank the meat tank.

by Peteygthing August 8, 2019