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California Roll

V.

1. The act of slightly slowing down while rolling up to a stop sign, then, without actually stopping, quickly accelerating.

2. A sushi roll which is comprised of avocado, crab imitation meat, and other sushi fillers. It is rolled so the rice is on the outside. It is very popular among uncultured white people who have a disgust for raw fish and asian food in general, but still want to feel authentic when eating sushi.
Ex 1:

Driver: I don't like stopping at stop signs, I just California Roll right through them.
Cop: Alright, I'm going to be suspending your driver's license for the next three years.

Ex 2:
Whitey #1: Wanna eat Sushi tonight?
Whitey #2: Bruh, raw fish? That's stuff's disgusting.

Whitey #1: It's okay, we can get California rolls.
Whitey #2: Hell yeah! I love authentic asian food. *winks*
by masterjand January 15, 2019
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California roll and go

Term used to descride not comming to a total stop at a stop sign.
Person in car: ahh man, why did u pull me over?
Cop: well, u did one helluva california roll and go back there at that stop sign!
by DA BOSS! April 15, 2011
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Rolled A California Roll

When you are playing PvZ heroes and your opponent rolls a 3, 2, and a 3 on with their block meter immediately after blocking the turn before.
What the heck! He rolled a California Roll and blocked two turns in a row.
by DnskcnsmkAaaaa April 11, 2021
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California Cunt Roll

A person from California who is the worst.

See obnoxious, smug, rude.
"Last night at the party I was talking about how I wanted to climb a mountain someday and Whitney kept rudely interrupting me and was gatekeeping hiking."
"What a California cunt roll!"
by votme October 4, 2018
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california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.
by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016
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California Cinnamon Roll

When you put it in a girl's butt until she poops in the shape of a cinnamon roll then you put some icing on that shit with your load
I gave that bitch the California Cinnamon Roll and made her eat it.
by Thekingofnut January 4, 2017
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california spring roll

When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch
by biggieballz August 31, 2015
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