Californian Chokehold

When a Female sits upright on your face and suffocates you with her vagina

Man 1: How'd Bob die?
Man 2: Sarah gave him a Californian chokehold

Man 1: May he rest in peace

by 2pacs of Eminem February 9, 2015

Californian Popsicle

The act of freezing ones sperm onto his penis and inserting it into his partner till the sperm has melted.

Hey baby wanna Californian Popsicle.

Whats that?

Im gonna freeze the jizz on my dick and stick it in yer ass till you bleed.

Ive been waiting for a man to say that all my life.

by BryanNathanLukeDaniel April 24, 2009

Californian Coloradan

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.

Man, I am such a Californian Coloradan. Coors Field aint got nothing on AT&T! Go Giants!

by MrCalifornianColoradanToYou September 26, 2010

Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)

"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"

by @werd_the_weirdo July 31, 2018

Californian man

some guy on discord who somehow is correct by his name. he likes communism and he has an obsession with arson but never seems to commit arson

discord user: @Californian man do u actually live in california?
Californian man: yes

by Californian Man January 21, 2021

Californian disease

virtue-signaling hypocrites who pander to everything and fetishize minorities.

Usually seen as rich socialists.

They become deluded with liberal ideas and try to make everything political.

For some reason they have this obsession to appear as 'the good guys'.
Some try to be "selfless", but end up losing a lot of money instead.

Usually they're intolerant to different ideas, they're stuck in their own heads, are very arrogant, and think they're morally superior.

The California disease is a mental disease.
Originates from California, as every Californian celebrity will suffer from the Californian disease to a degree.

Man my favorite celebrity suddenly did a 360 with his personality, it's like he became what he ridiculed.

Ah he must've caught the Californian disease, its quite contagious in California.

by Rahrsh7 November 1, 2023

Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.

To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

by Hobart High November 3, 2009