eleanor calder

Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.

person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER

by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021

Calderic

Someone who worships Eleanor Calder, Louis Tomlinson's so-called girlfriend. A calderic is said to be performing Indian rituals to look like Eleanor.

Calderic: If you don't know how big Eleanor's thighgap is you are not a true calderic.

by Stylinfag March 21, 2013

The Chaldean Effect

When a hard working immigrant, Chaldean in particular, comes to the United States, makes money, and then proceeds to spoil their kids, creating the biggest douche-bag possible that personifies every negative aspect of American lifestyle, with an emphasis on greed and being flashy.

1. Dude, Jamil has really nice parents, why is he such a douche-bag?

Chaldean Effect, bro.

2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?

Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.

by Mitch Walsh May 18, 2011

Calder

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He is perfect from his head to his toes. He will infiltrate your mind and heart. Every moment spent with him is absolutely perfect. He is very headstrong and will never give up. At times he can be stubborn but that never stops him from succeeding. Whenever you look into his eyes, time will stop. His touch will give you butterflies and his kisses will always bring a smile to your face. He will love unconditionally and look past imperfections. He will do everything he can to treat you like a queen. He is the only man that will actually understand it all. He will make you want to be a better person. He is so easygoing and being around him just seems natural. He will make you the happiest girl in the world. No one else will ever even compare to him. He is above and beyond any expectation of a "good" boyfriend. He is the best thing to ever walk into your life and you will never ever want to lose him.

Calder is absolutely perfect.

by summmmmer September 13, 2013

caldera

Usually a last name but this person is very outgoing, straight forward, and isn’t afraid to speak their mind. This person is athletic and loves to play soccer. This person is the most selfless person you will ever meet , they are the best listeners and best advice givers. This person always looks out for family and friends and keeps their more important people close. This person will always put her loved ones before her and has a huge heart! A caldera is a unique person , you’d be dumb to let a caldera go

“Dude I wanna marry a caldera!”

by Imalwaysrightduh July 5, 2018

Calea

A drop dead beach beauty whom will catch the eye of any man. She is gorgeous and funny and a great friend. She is hard to get to know but once you get to know her there is no telling what you will do.

Omg look at the smokin hot calea.

by lAUREN September 2, 2013

calderone

One badass family that doesn't give a shit. They got no worries

I wish I was a Calderone

by dixie boy17 November 5, 2013