Someone who is "sexually" attracted to the music artist, CG5, to the point they make it a sexuality and tries to call themselves valid when in reality, it's not.
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Any person who mindfully and deliberately combines sex and cannabis to deepen intimacy and enhance pleasure either solo or partnered. The term was coined by sex educator Ashley Manta.
Ashley says she’s a canasexual because she loves having sex after she smokes a little bit of weed. The orgasms are so much more intense and it’s like time stands still.
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Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there
Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.
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Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.
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Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...
Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...
Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
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