Ugh, he’s that whiny bald kid on PBS that teaches kids how to be assholes.
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night
I bet 100 bucks his mom is chugging down some vodka every night
Caillou: MoMmEeE cAn i gEt a ChErrY oN mY iCecreAm?!?
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream
Mom: Well we actually don’t hav-
Cailllou: NOOOO MOMMY AHHHHHRGhjjreREEER
British Narrator: Caillou was upset because he really wanted a cherry on his ice cream
by bubble.chald January 16, 2020
Get the Cailloumug. A whiny, bratty, short, annoying, stupid, crappy freaking 2 year old on a freakin annoying pointless tv show that I hope has ended.
Never in your life's do you ever want to be a caillou, because then everyone will hate you and want to kill you.
by Troll_monkey_(got.u.so.gud) November 7, 2016
Get the Cailloumug. by sksksksskskskskskssksks June 13, 2019
Get the Cailloumug. A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Cailloumug. F*** you, Caillou.
by electric helicopters February 13, 2018
Get the Cailloumug. James: who’s a cringe ass bald bitch fucker?
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
Karen: caillou of course, now stfu and sign the divorce sheets
by Wet garlic bread August 20, 2019
Get the Cailloumug. A show about a bitchy kid that whenever he doesn't get what he wants he starts crying and that fucking annoying. And if you didn't notice he looks like a dinosaur
by Caillou the dinosaur June 15, 2018
Get the Cailloumug.