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Someone smart enough to realize that life isn't perfect but too stupid to realize that it's still pretty fucking sweet.
Cynic:
That douche that no one invites to parties because he thinks he has an elevated sense of awareness and a mysterious, dark sexiness that all women must find desirable.
cynic by Mike_Jennison December 26, 2009
Somebody that tells you there is light at the end of the tunnel. If you don't let somebody pull you down into a tunnel (or a downward spiral) in the first place, there is no tunnel, there is no darkness, only light with no tunnel at the end of it.
The cynic rabbit will tell you there's light at the end of the hole. Not everybody wants to stay hiding inside a hole forever, even if there is a fox or snake nearby. Let the cynic rabbit stay hiding inside the hole by itself, let it live inside it's own bubble instead of trying to drag everyone else in with it.
Cynic by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
A progressive death metal band who recorded one album; Focus.
Cynic is cool, but the computer voice is creepy.
cynic by Ghoul Master X January 6, 2005
A person who has an overall negative outlook on life, and believes that all people are motivated by selfishness.
A cynic is a person who, when he sees flowers, looks for a coffin.
cynic by Deej July 24, 2004
a person who became extremely pissed off when he realalised that the universe dosen't revolve arround him.someone who thinks himself hard to please because no one wants to please him. an optomist who traded his rose colored glasses for a flaw finding magnifying glass. a lot of times a person who would rarher bitch about things than try to change them.
an optomist thinks a thing can be made perfect,a realist less bad ,a cynic says the hell with it.
cynic by knowman February 24, 2008
Joe became a cynic after being disappointed time after time.
cynic by madeleine October 20, 2003