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Cutlerception

An interception thrown by quarterback Jay Cutler, especially one thrown in the redzone at an integral part of the game.
The Bears had 5 Cutlerceptions against the 49ers.
by The Raccoon January 3, 2011
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Cutlery Drawer

When more than two people are spooning it becomes a cutlery drawer
Can I join in with the spooning? Sure! We can make a cutlery drawer!
by Basicallytbf. August 18, 2015
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curlbro

The word curlbro consists of the two words curl (for biceps-curl, a popular isolation exercise in hypertrophy training) and bro (brother, but here: fake tan, borderline-retarded, gel-in-hair, unintelligent person).

A curlbro enjoys lifting weights in his free time. The focus of his workout regimen is on 'getting big arms' - because that's the only part of your body that usually sticks out when curlbros are 'in da club, partying it up wid da chixx'.

A curlbro usually doesn't know anything about fitness and his goal isn't to develop an aesthetically pleasing body but rather just grow big 'disco muscles, bro!' to impress 'da chixx, brah!'.
John: Hey man, did you see that new guy at the gym? He comes in three days a week and all he ever does is biceps, triceps and forearm isolation exercises. The fuck, man? His arms are bigger than his legs. It looks completely out of proportion and retarded.

Jim: Yeah man, total curlbro. He's also looking kinda orange, I guess he's got the fake-tan thing going as well.

John: Well, yeah. That's kind of obligatory. He's also wearing shades during workout and fixes his hair throughout his curlbro routine.

Broseph: YO GUYZ CAN YOU SPOT ME I WANNA WORK OUT MY BICEPS UNTIL FAILURE LOL GOTTA GET DEM VEINS GOIN 4 DA CHIX IN DA CLUB TONITE?!??!

Jim, John: Excuse me, I have an actual workout to continue.
by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010
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Early Cuyler

The main character on the Adult Swim show, "Squidbillies", one of the funniest and underrated shows on AS. He is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of Georgia with his mother, sister Lil and his son Rusty. He drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, fucks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves Lynyrd Skynyrd and .38 Special. He had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a Big Gulp.
His sexiest accesory is a large donkey-penis hat that he wore to church.
Rusty: Is it my turn to drive, daddy?
Early: Do not touch the trim!

Deric from Pissfuck, KT is a loser version of Early Cuyler!
by sidandnancy July 13, 2007
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Jay Cutler'd

To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.
1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009
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Cutlerish

A gigantic pussy. Acting in a cowardly, timid or unmanly manner, especially in the presence of brave men. In general terms, the perceived failure to demonstrate sufficient robustness in the face of a challenging situation.

A reference to the 2011 NFC championship game in which Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, who was performing poorly, left the game with a knee injury, and did not return, despite his team being down and his being able to walk around on the side line.
My buddy is trying to break it off with his girl, but hes being really cutlerish about it.
by Heythere!!!! January 25, 2011
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