Homosexual A: "So where do you live?"
Homosexual B: "15th and Main. Want to come over and cuddle with me?"
Homosexual A: "But it's 12:30 in the morning. Why the sudden urge to cuddle?"
Something I want to do with my online girlfriend but she very far away from me, so she cuddles with her teddy bear and she pretends that it's me. I love her so much <3