Cranky Kong 

The grandpa in the Donkey Kong series. Usually gives advice begrudgingly to Donkey. A very cranky individual.

Donkey Kong walks into Cranky's house.

Cranky Kong: "What do you want you lazy Kong?!"

Cranky Kong by Rhinochunks October 28, 2011

cranky grandma 

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

cranky grandma by goochy January 19, 2006

Cranky Ass 

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

Cranky Ass by Jake November 8, 2003

Cranky Kanky 

Mckenna watson

Mckenna watson is cranky kanky

Cranky Kanky by bootyjoody636483 February 21, 2022

cranky pants 

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

cranky pants by Anti-wang January 2, 2013

Cranky non high 

When you and your friends are blazed, but there is that one motherfucker that ain't high because of some "vow" that they made to never smoke and is just a cranky ass motherfucker because he isn't flying high like the rest of us.

"Dude, why is Bob so fuckin annoying tonight?"

"He's always annoying, you know he doesn't smoke, and just likes to be a cranky non high."

Cranky non high by shoorock October 3, 2011

Cranky Knuckles 

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.

He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.

Cranky Knuckles by Professional Kid November 13, 2015