Double Crankin

A wonderful blowjob by a woman who uses both hands. The technique is to double crank the cock while sucking on the head.

Man she gives good head, and she used the double crankin technique.

by Tobias74 September 22, 2011

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 07, 2006

crankin' dogs

When one has gas, producing flatulance that sounds like barking dogs.

My god, I'm never eating Vito's meatballs again. I was crankin' dogs all night!

by solomonk3 May 09, 2008

Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

by Grossly June 05, 2016

Crankin' that Ray Charles

Crankin' that Ray Charles is when you can't see shit. Or when somebody covers your eyes.

Jake: Dood wtf whys it so dark in here?
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!

by -G-age March 12, 2009

Crankin My Hog

When you rip a fat ass cat fish on your line, make a masturbation gesture and scream "HAWWGGGSS!"

Grab the fuckin net and open your mouth bitch, can't you see im fuckin crankin my hog??

by Fishfuccer420/69/blazeIT July 06, 2021

Crankin' the Hog on them BBC’s

On episode 800 of the Savage Lovecast at 16:10 there's a good ol' boy talking about missing his sweet lady Barb, and about how he missed "Crankin' the Hog on them Big Block Chevys" (BBCs) with her as a euphemism for having sex. I absolutely fell out hearing this. The best term for having sex I've heard in a very long time!! Sorry about Barb dude. She sounds like she was a keeper!

Baby I can't wait ta get wit you and Crank the Hog on them BBCs!! "Crankin' the Hog on them BBC’s"

by Phydeaux2000 February 23, 2022