An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
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It won't be surprising if they start petitioning urbandictionary.com to remove this entry.
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Sam: "Hey, did you hear about the petition from Colors of Change, urging the FOX network to cancel COPS, because "it degrades minorities" and somehow "contributes to minority stereotypes"?"
Tom: "What the hell? The creator of COPS has often said that he downplays minority crimes in the series."
Sam: "I bet their next move is to petition God to cancel 'reality' because it's racist."
CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, and then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 2: "Brilliant idea. Now let's celebrate by having some hot gay sex with a couple of animals"
Tom: "What the hell? The creator of COPS has often said that he downplays minority crimes in the series."
Sam: "I bet their next move is to petition God to cancel 'reality' because it's racist."
CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, and then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 2: "Brilliant idea. Now let's celebrate by having some hot gay sex with a couple of animals"
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