CPA 

AKA a crippling porn addiction

John: 'I suffer from CPA.'
Bart: 'NNN must be hard for you

CPA by BibbaGamer12 November 3, 2020

CommercialPilotAiden(CPA) 

A "CommericalPilotAiden" is as the name implies, a commercial pilot, whose name is Aiden. CPA loves to fly, but also loves men.

He can often be seen hanging around dudes getting fruity.

dude what was the CommercialPilotAiden(CPA) doing in the bathroom on the plane???

idk dude CPA was wildin'

CommercialPilotAiden(CPA) by TheCheese69 December 19, 2021

dryhump the CPA offer

Testing if an offer converts without setting up detailed keyword-level tracking

CPA Network Affiliate Manager: "Would you like me to place a tracking pixel for the offer?"

Publisher/Affiliate: "No that's ok, we'll just dryhump the CPA offer to see if it is at least breaking even"

dryhump the CPA offer by JosJ March 12, 2010

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA)

Karan

"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018

Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA 

Someone who makes excuses for Catholic Pedophiles

When ever a Catholic Pedophile is mentioned, a Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA,will try to protect the Catholics by deflecting attention to other groups instead of concentrating on protecting the the many thousands of innocent children victims from Catholic Pedophiles

Catholic Pedophile Apologist or CPA by Child Protection October 9, 2008

I'd rather bang CPA 

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

I'd rather bang CPA by ILB September 17, 2013

The Cpatton 

When you stick you genitales into a USB port

Oh no! cpat pulled the cpatton on anarchy's new laptop.

The Cpatton by Gayedbeyondallbelief October 21, 2006