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Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.
by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011
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Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
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lazy's comet

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.
Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.
by colts>saints February 21, 2010
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Post Coital Niggalation

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021
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Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.
I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.
by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010
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Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.
Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
by Bagseven May 20, 2010
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boomer comic

a very short comic strip on a newspaper made by old people for old people.
its major meaning is to make jokes about millennials, young kids, cellphones, or any minority (LGBT+, liberals, etc). instead of adapting to modern life and growing as a society boomers poke fun, complain, and get overly angry about the changes in society. one way they distract themselves with the fake that the world of changing is by making comics in a disgusting drawing style, mostly with pear-shaped heads and big noses, making fun of everyone other than themselves.
ACTUAL BOOMER COMIC

two boys in a kid's library
(some books behind them are: Harry Potter and the climate change deniers, growing up in a world run by corporations, and a kids guide to propaganda)
(BOY1 is holding a Dr Seuss book upside down)
BOY2: I think those are broken websites. No matter how many times you click the pictures, nothing happens.
by wrgbvrr December 8, 2019
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