put a cock in it

What you say to a slutty girl when she won't stop talking.
The harsher version of the phrase "put a sock in it" which means shut-up.

Slut: What you mean I'm a slut?! I'm a virgin!! You don't know me! Blah Blah Blah..
Me: Bit, put a cock in it! I don't give a shit.

by capnkev April 10, 2009

put a cock in it

Place your member in an unspecified orifice. A catch-all retort to unmanly or insufficiently insulting jabs. A repelling verbal blow meant to shock one's opponent into stunned silence.

Friend: 'Where did you get those awful shoes?'
You:' Put a cock in it - Jim'

by Blower August 18, 2006

put some cock on it

the act of placing whipped cream on ice cream at eddies sweet shop

hey do i have to put some cock on it?

by taylor J August 7, 2006

Cock Piecing It

To do sumthin in a really spastic way....
To make somethng simple into a huge ass deal for no reason.

Watch this guy switch lanes next time .....He Cock Pieces It.

by DUbman June 29, 2004

put some cock on it

the act of or placing some penis on an object or person

Hey Ritz put some cock on it!

by Brian Mann June 11, 2006

cock'n it

Females going out in typically large groups seeking moderately good looking (hot) male cock.

Me and my ladies are goin to the spot cock'n it tonight.

by Christina Tannehill August 1, 2008

Have your cock and eat it too.

The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.

John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."

Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."

John: "Don't you mean cake?"

Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"

by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012