CMS

An abbreviation for "castrate myself ," when kms/"kill myself" is socially unacceptable.

"Bro i want to fucking castrate myself, that test was an L"

Person 1: you free?
Person 2: nah
Person 1: cms

by Gooch Spelunker February 15, 2017

CMS

Crazy-Motherfucker-Syndrome

A psychological condition which generally affects emotionally unstable young men.

Bemused Onlooker 1 "Why is that dude in his underpants leaving a decapitated teddy bear on that lady's doorstep?"

Bemused Onlooker 2 "Looks to me like a pretty severe case of CMS"

by Kotkijet October 19, 2009

CMS

Cant Make System.

Cannot make a good cms System.

THW-Dave Cant Make Systems!

by Matt February 22, 2005

CMS

some fakeass made up korean gang in la crescenta, la canada, LA, cerritos, pasadena, garden grove, and la mirada. they got no balls whatsoever. starts shit and acts hard but just ends up getting fucked up by others. most of them are just lil kids that act hard. none are over twenty. always claims some OCF shit. CMS stand for corean menace society although others call them cock munching suckers. lol

CMS: Ey bitch u got money or wah foo?
Mike:Yeah
CMS:Hand that shit over!
Mike:HAHA! u a funny kid!

by FullertonxBoyz May 25, 2009

CMS

The best school in the world!!!!! Also: the most awesome private school ever.

I am a CMS alum.
The Buttstick and Ms. Pervert go to CMS.

by Salt and Pepper May 9, 2005

CM

And abbriviation for call me.

Girl: babe CM

Boy: alright babygirl

by Desssyyyyy💜 May 28, 2018

CM

Cunnie marster or Cock master

I is a real CM

by Posotivevibezonly January 28, 2019